Youth International Party
Reality Show
For Sale Location Location Loctaion For Sale
80s & Central Park West
Furnished Efficiency Condominimum
Negative Monthly Service Charge and Tax ‘Shelter’ Investment Opportunity
Average Manhattan Condo Price = $9,452,220 = Average Square Foot Price $3,675 x 25+sq.ft. =
$91,875
Nestled in a private woodland alcove alongside NY’s Central Park, tucked under sassafras and fichus trees amongst the flittering birdies, little gray furry critters, and international corporate executive bigwigs; This Gazebo Quonset hut is the perfect hideout for the quick escape getaway from those other earthly stress points, while still maintaining a conveniently close access to shopping, spiritual buildings, extensive public transit, Extra Terrestrial socializing, and bonus on site host of unsecured WiFi for your laptop internet access entertainment system /telephony/radio/movies/TV.
Constructed of high tech ‘form retaining’ pop up metal loop frames covered with dense non-light penetrating vinyl siding in fashionably sheik ‘mossy oak’ camouflage (Black interior), w/three fully adjustable from portal to picture windows(screened). It is further covered with olive drab double roof for extra weather resistance and topped off with militaristic camouflage netting for that perfect clandestine blending away into the milieu. Interior appointments are strategically arranged to include brand new wall to wall carpet remnant, fold away black vinyl clad foam mattress, a three tier black cubby hole for your meticulously folded clothing, folding portable captains chair with cup holders (women prefer plenty of cup-holding in their captain’s chairs, I here tell), and matching black milk crate teakwood topped Sheraton sideboard. Oh-Yeah! And a 1947 high school edition social studies textbook "We the People" (Don’t worry it’s got plenty of pictures) – Totally: The Ritz
All of this can be yours if And if you are thinking that this constitutes an illegal ‘squatting’ on public property, Guess again. According to The Law: The homeless cannot be removed from sheltering on top of a New York City subway grate. If the IRS thinks to tax me on this sale, Then I double dare them to ‘audit’ me @ Robert G. Schwarz & SON(ME) Inc. Investment Counselors Portfolio Managers, SEC licensed and accredited,… And we’ll see between JustUs who owes who what? And if you all are peevishly remarking to yourselves… Well I, Am IRONYMAN
you have a gorilla’z bag of jewels reserved by the almighty only for kings, or
91,875 George Washingtons
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Thank you very much you ???-bastard civil rights attorney Nazis.
"Just who on earth do you think you are; Jesus Christ Superstar?"
God’s Favorite Fucking Jerk-Off
And BTW, I hereby announce my candidacy for President of these United States. And if you chose to vote for me, just "write in" my name as you all so aptly utter it…
Jesus Fucking Christ!
In the Kabbalah of the Palestinian Talmud it is written; ‘he who says a word in the name of Him who originated it, must - in his minds eye- conjure the Author up before him. This is only a fancy, but he who sings a melody another devised- that other is really there with him while he sings.’ Excerpt: Tales of the Hassidim, Shocken Books...
God’s Favorite Rock Song
Since God constitutes for His Own’ perfect pleasure..
Same as to say; God creates to have orgasm..
Same as to say; God masturbates..
Same as to say;...
God is a Jerk-Off!..
Oh-Yeah! …. Same as to say
Satan is God’s Pussy here kitty kitty…...
“If God is a Jerk-Off, then Satan must be God’s Pussy”
._. Cat Stevens(Yuseph Islam)
