Youth International Party
Jesus’ Joke A More Accurate Telling Of Mathew 22:35-40 You know Jesus was said to be the ‘Lamb of God’ A certain arrogant jerk asked Jesus; "If you think your so smart, can you sum up the whole Law, and the Prophets, while standing on one leg same as our sage Rabbi Hillel did?" Joke’s on you Hillel; WRONG ANSWER Then riddle me this: Because otherwise I’d be a one legged man The Correct Answer While Standing On One Leg Now put your foot down! PS. Sorry Paul McCartney but it had to be said. You yourself said you’re not greater than Jesus. God knows your heart was in the right place but now it’s time to get your mind there as well. The 60s died along with the concept of love.
The Next Terrorist Attack W/an Introductory Jesus Joke
because he was known to remark "Bah!" whenever he heard BS.
So Jesus stood on one leg and repeated Rabbi Hillel’s summation verbatim.
Think I have a leg to stand on?
Why am I putting my foot down now?
in an ASS KICKING CONTEST.
To err is human, To kick-ass divine. The LORE is a Man‘O’War: Oh-Yeah! is his name.
Exodus 15:3
It is written:
Be careful, lest your heart be deceived, and you be led a whoring.
On this stands all the Law
And the Prophets
Jesus’ ministry consisted of allot more than bearing a placard inscribed ‘Love Is All You Need’. Bah!
Can…. You…. Dig-It. [Escape From New York]
He loves you Yeah!… Yeah!… Yeah!
Does the shoe fit? It’s those irritating harmonic high frequency noises you here coming from your TVs, radios, Fax machines, dial up modems, cell phones, alarm watches and clocks, city break squeel, fast food restaurant machines, On Star, truck back up alarms, and hidden all over the place. This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. The sounds you are about to hear…
Job 28:28
And unto man he said,
Behold, the fear of the LORD, that is wisdom; and to depart from evil this is understanding.
JUST DO IT!
The Next Terrorist Attack – RED ALERT!
DTMF
Dual Tone Modulated Frequency : Where does he get those toys?
Ain’t No Friggin’ Test
You all have been turned from a mass audience of Phil Donahue to a mass audience of Jerry Springer… ding! ding! ding!
I’ll bet dollars to donuts Ted Kennedy received a phone call the moment he hit the ground doing the Worm Dance. Can you say Manchurian Candidate?
How do you like them apples Ted? Shut me up will you when I try to expose the lies about the OJ Simpson, Scott Peterson, my own kid sister murders and a host of other dastardly deeds. Excused it away as "some must be sacrificed for the sake of the nation" & "national security" huh? – Is turn around fair play Ted?
Ted can’t hear me right now. He’s sedated to the point of near comatose to keep him from committing suicide rather than to continue to live with a most severe case of chronic Tinnitus (ringing noises in the head). Honestly Ted it pains me to see you suffer. And I’m a merciful person, really I am. But since you taped my mouth shut, best I can now do is send this curative message in a bottle and cast it amongst the public sea. So somebody out there, PLEASE, for mercy’s sake get Ted to ingest 1/20th oz troy of pure gold dust garunteed to cure what ails you. -"What we have here is failure to communicate… I don’t like it any more than he does."
And the rest of you DTMFers shouldn’t gloat at Ted’s predicament. You’re all going to need a RE: EDucated sympathetic voice such as he will be if you are to have any chance of averting a world wide cataclysm of literally Biblical proportions, BECAUSE… Hear Oh Israel; The Oil Your God, The Oil Is OnE When the price of gas here in Manhattan reaches over $6.50/gal, the powers that be, in a last ditch effort to maintain control, will allow these mind control devices to increase in intensity to the point of Critical Mass. They don’t really care if this effort fails them. And like Saddam Hussein, if they can’t have their power base they’d rather see it burn up then let anybody else have what they think is theirs. Their Pavlovian jinns will not ignore the open command prompt protocol THX 1138. And there is a Pacific Ocean of red tape insuring this prompt stays open. To these jinns it’s S.E.P. And yall are the somebody-elses. If there is not an ingestion of a dose of gold among the population at large before Manhattan gas prices hit $6.63/gal: The host of heaven, popcorn in hand, will be screening a re-issue of the movie ZULU in full screen Technicolor™ bloodbath. ding! ding! ding! Behold I will send you Elijah the prophet before the great and dreadful day of the Lord: And he shall turn the heart of the fathers to the children, and the heart of the children to their fathers, lest I come and smite the earth with a curse. Malachi Old Test, last book, last chapter, last paragraph, FINAL SENTENCE.
He must not have heard the old adage: You lie with dogs and you get
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SignEd of Jonah
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