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International Youth Corp Hear Oh Israel! To the youth under 20 years old of Jewish parentage. Your parents have been declared by this supreme court to be flaming heathen and betrayers of your futures into the hands of Nazi Ponzi/'pyramid' schemers who's depravity knows know bounds. As King over The Nation of Israel I'm ransoming your futures back from their hands. Your parents stand in contempt of God and it is their futures that forfeit. All Jewish youths under 20 years of age are hereby deputized as 'The Realm's' collection agents over their parents. "Be as gentle as doves and as cunning as serpents" In one fell swoop clandestinely ransack all your parents portable valuables, especially your parents engagement rings. Max out their credit cards to New York City. Write and cash their checks. Gather all their jewelry and watches. Bring them to me here in Manhattan, where I'll use my own adult identification here in the 'Diamond District' jewelry exchange, to cash it in. I exempt you all from prosecution by them. I'm their King. I can do that. I will make of the International Youth Corp Princes/es. I have lots of government jobs to fill that will pay unlimited debit card salaries. "In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you." |