Youth International Party
Said the wench: "What is a knight-errant?"
Answered squire Sancho Panza: A night-errant is a thing that, in two words, is cudgelled and made an emperor: today he is the the most unfortunate wretch in the world, and tomorrow will have two or three crowns of kingdoms to give to his squire.







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For thou wilt light my candle: the LORD my God will enlighten my darkness. Psalm 18:28
Abbie Hoffman defined Yippie! as "...a hippie who's been beaten up by the cops."
Writ of Certiorari to the Supreme Court of the United States of America Petitioner/Complainant - Edward N Schwarz, presidential candidate: Youth International Party Respondent(s) - US Federal Government Complaint - Dereliction of Duty by 'Oath of Office' holders to 'Defend and Uphold the Constitution' in regards Article 2 section 1; office of presidency to be that of 'natural born citizen' - Failure to comply. Remedy - Judicial review of candidates`08 pertinent records to determine actual physical place of birth in compliance with 'natural born citizen' criterion with subsequent awarding of electoral congress votes to only the qualified presidential candidate/s in accordance with constitutional provisions. My Argument To date, every US president has been born on US incorporated soil in compliance with Article 2 section 1 of our Constitution. The public/media debate by Philip J Berg Esq. raising the question of Sen. Obama's 'natural born' status is unprecedented in the annuls of American jurisprudence. Mr. Berg has pointed out that the Bureau of Vital Statistics [BVS] Certificate of Live Birth that Sen. Obama has placed on his campaign web site to qualify his candidacy is an incomplete record. The field marked 'Place' is not an indication of the child's place of birth, but is instead the locality of the BVS office issuing the certificate. Literally, a child bearing person traveling out of state or country of residence, giving birth there, upon return to place of residency applies to the local BVS office for its certificate of birth with the documents required by the BVS for such an application. However that subsequent BVS issued certificate does not reflect the child's place of birth, but rather the 'place'/locality of the BVS issuing office for that area and time of the child's residency. In order to determine a persons actual eligibility as 'natural born citizen' under article 2 section 1 criterion 'born on US incorporated soil', one must review those documents that were required by the BVS in the first place, such as a hospital's birth certificate which obviously shows the child's place of birth by the very nature of the hospitals physical address. - McCain is also not a natural born citizen. In July 2008 Gabriel Chin of the University of Arizona 's James E. Rogers College of Law published... ... the Supreme Court held that 'unincorporated territories' were not part of the United States for constitutional purposes. Accordingly, many decisions hold that persons born in unincorporated territories are not Fourteenth Amendment citizens. The Tribe-Olson Opinion also suggests that Senator McCain obtained citizenship by statute. However, the only statute in effect in 1936 did not cover the Canal Zone . Recognizing the gap, in 1937, Congress passed a citizenship law applicable only to the Canal Zone , granting Senator McCain citizenship, but eleven months too late for him to be a citizen at birth. Because Senator John McCain was not a citizen at birth, he is not a 'natural born Citizen' and thus is not 'eligible to the Office of President' under the Constitution. http://mccainfactcheck.com/facts/11/343544.shtml (Besides, Sen. McCain's mother would not have suffered herself to give birth in some swamp land area, mosquito infested, malaria ridden, 1930's era military infirmary. She went off base/zone to some Panamanian city civilian hospital to birth her son.) My Standing As a legitimate presidential candidate, FEC listed and Manhattan newspaper reported (City Hall News), it is my contention and challenge that no other presidential candidate `08, other than myself, can produce legitimate documentation showing themselves to be 'natural born citizen'. In accordance with the law and original intent of our founding fathers, 'divine Providence [intervention]'[1], I win the office of the presidency of the United States by default on Just One[2] vote: My own. $In God We Trust $[3] SignEd[4] EDward N Schwarz So Helps Me God[5] [1] Declaration of Independence [2] AKJ translated Bible/Acts 7:52 ...and they have slain them which shewed before of the coming of the Just One; [3] AKJ translated Bible/Mathew 12:21 And in his name do the Gentiles trust. [4] AKJ translated Bible/Joshua 22:34 And the children of Reuben and the children of Gad called the altar Ed: for it shall be a witness between us that the LORD is God. [5] AKJ translation Bible/Psalm 118:23 This is the Lord's doing; it is marvelous in our eyes. AKJ translation Bible/Mathew 21:42 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvelous in our eyes. AKJ translation Bible/Mark 12:11 This was the Lord's doing, and it is marvelous in our eyes? [6] AKJ synonym translated Bible/Isaiah 11:6 ...and a ‘youth’ shall lead them.
Well I'd say it doesn't take much imagination to believe we've all been beaten up by the Justice [NOT] Department in one way or another of late times. And this, your KatManDo candidate for president USA, has something to say about it and the willful actions to back them up. I don't do girlieman!
"The profession I follow will not allow or suffer me to go in any other manner. Revels, banquets, and repose were invented for effeminate courtiers; but toil, disquietude and arms alone were designed for those whom the world calls Knights-Errant.
Donqui xote (Zach 9:9 Mat 21:5)
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Psalm 87:6
This is the Lord's doing; It is a Marvel in our eyes
And do not think this any extraordinary matter; for things fall out to knights by such unforseen and unexpected ways. Donqui xote


"There is no doubt but that the knights-errant of old suffered much in the course of their lives: if some of them were raised to empires by the valor of their arms, in good truth they paid dearly for it in blood and sweat: and, after all, had they been without the assistance of enchanters and sages, their hopes would have been frustrated and their wishers unattained." Donqui xote
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The choice is clear. You have no choice! - We have reached the end of the proverbial financial rope.
The mortgage companies are in shambles, dollar value crumbling against the Euro, and the oil producers are
slurping bottom. The deregulation of the banking industries by Reagan has sent our economy into a 'wild west'
investment fraud tailspin. We can either play this 'trump card' I'm holding or accept defeat and the despair worse
than a third world country.
The dinner bell is ringing. Just deserts will soon be served.
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"To say the truth, the soldier who executes his captain's orders does no less than the captain himself, who gives him the orders". Donqui xote
Honor and virtue are ornaments of the soul, without which the body, though it be really beautiful, ought not to be thought so. Donqui xote
In fine, his judgement being completely obscured, he was seized with one of the strangest fancies that ever entered the head of any madman; this was, the beliefe that it behooved him as well for the advancement of his glory as the service of his country, to become a knight-errant, and traverse the world, armed, and mounted, in quest of adventures, and to practice all that had been performed by knights-errant of whom he had read; redressing every species of grievance, and exposing himself to dangers which , being surmounted, might secure him eternal glory and renown. The poor gentleman imagined himself at least crowned by the valor of his arm; and thus wrapped in these agreeable delusions, and borne away by the extraordinary pleasure he found in them, he hastened to put his designs into execution. Donqui xote